I took a ghost tooth, old shoe, lay them in the ground ground ground ground ground ground

this one is harder then i thought

I just ate butter and brown sugar on saltines. I'm going to start a blog that's strictly about all the disgusting things I eat. I'm in the middle of moving right now and it sucks and all I want to do is eat sugar butter combined things on cracker things. So good.

Also - I know no one cares but me it seems - but Canada has 13 gold medals now.

I made banana muffins tonight

I'm blind to you - fuckin' haters.

I don't ask for much these days.

Or give me a kiss and i'll give you the flu

why am i soft in the middle the rest of my life is so hard

get out of my dreams.

The time has come for colds and overcoats.

Michelle: heyi just caught clinton eating the butter

me: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Michelle: he was spooning it in his paw

me: He's so fat.

Michelle: and licking his paw off

What all the other boys all promised.

Yup, I totally quoted old Brand New there. I used to do that via ICQ info a lot in highschool, but it seems like it might be time for a revival. (Side note: it's from "Okay I beleive you but my tommy gun don't" off the Deja Entendu album. Just in case someone is curious.)

LAUREN

LAUREN

LAURENLAURENLAURENLAURENLAURENLAURENLAURENLAURENLAURENLAURENLAURENLAURENLAURENLAURENLAURENLAUREN

SHES MY FRIEND I LOVE HER

Must be a devil between us.

I need to go to bed.

roots

I hate Two and a Half Men...

That's pretty much it.

AND only 11 more days until this: