Monday, November 22, 2010

Bring daddy loot in a hurry.

There's no video here, but I can't find the song anywhere else. This song makes me want to beat down on everyone. I've been listening to it at work all day and smashing the shit out of my keyboard while I type. OFFICE THUG 4 LYFE.



Also, I bought a poinsettia this week and it's so beautiful.
Oh, and Nicki Minaj is lezzying it up with Cassie. Best. Couple. Ever.

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Friday, November 12, 2010

put it on my dick and drop it to my shoes

2 different episodes of "16 and pregnant", 2 different young pregnant bitches, 2 uber-gay best friends who ask questions like "do you think you're ready to have a baby, and stuff?".

I'm starting to think teen pregnancy has nothing to do with lack of sex education through school and parents like we thought, and is completely to do with flamboyant best friends. Thoughts?



Wednesday, November 10, 2010

when I was 12, I went to hell for snuffin' Jesus.

So I was wikipedia-ing Boys II Men, and LOOK WHAT I CAME UPON. LOOK WHO SANG ON "LONELY HEART". YES YES YES YES.




Sunday, November 7, 2010

money and blood don't mix like two dicks and no bitch

Michelle and I went to a double feature of "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes" and "7 Year Itch" tonight. This scene made me crack up like crazy - I think it's worth sharing based on it's high levels of hilariousness/sexyness:


The theater we went to was the best, over the span of the evening I got: popcorn w/ butter, water bottle, junior mints & a hot dog and I only paid $7. YES. Also, the hot dog was a steamy. YES. (no coleslaw or anything though. Ain't no Le Belle Provence shit, but decent.)

I have gone completely "things that smell like Christmas/home" crazy and today,bought more candles (this time the 3-wick ones, no fooling around anymore), perfume, and a soap that literally describes itself as smelling like Christmas. Lucky for me Bath and Body Works has a million coupons and super deals so I can support my new addiction. Today's visit was an especially eventful one. Within 2 minutes of being in the store and listening to the xmas songs they were playing I got all weepy, and then later on dropped and smashed a candle on the floor after telling the sales person I didn't need a bag and 'had it under control.' I absolutely did NOT have it under control. Emotionally or candle-holding wise. Ugh.

Now I'm going to fall asleep with my "fireside" candle burning and hope I don't burn shit down. Worth the risssskkkkk.


Thursday, November 4, 2010

I pray that y'all aren't serious. Cus seriously, she's on my dick.



The Beatles - Blackbird .mp3


Missing winter Sundays.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

i'm like shawty you should go, but she like fuck that nigga.

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The Dream - I Love Your Girl .mp3

After posting this I realized that when you play the song it looks like Bill is dancing to it. Rules life.

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