Sunday, October 31, 2010

First day home, I dived in it, left her thighs dented

I stole these from a bunch of blogs so I'm not going to bother sourcing any of them. (Sorry other bloggers.)
I went to the Hollywood Farmer's market this morning and got so much good stuff. After my barf fest yesterday/my pants never fitting anymore I figured I should take a hint from my body and start eating a bit better. So I got a bunch of snackable fruits/vegetables/nuts, and a beautiful new flower for my desk. It was good there today, it was all hot dads with their kids who were wearing halloween costumes. All the hot dads were buying fresh vegetables, wearing big boots, and buying flowers for their wives. Where do I find one of these? (Minus the kids.)

I don't love Hot Chip, but this video/song is really good and reminds me of fun old times. WATCH IT, OK?

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Take those fucking clothes off and work it girl.

What level of not ok is it that I find Pete Hornberger from 30 Rock pretty sexy? I really do have a thing for dudes with smush faces.

I'm in full fledged fall mood lately. I barely left the house today. All I did was take naps (after my 10 hour sleep) and cook. I also spent the night in last night watching Anastasia and baking banana/zucchini bread. Usually homebody mode hits me around this time of year, but I thought since LA was not snow-covered like I'm used to at this time, I would skip that whole thing. I was wrong. I think it also has something to do with the fall-smelling candle I got at Bed, Bath and Beyond. (Michelle brought me there for my first time the other day. I already want more candles.) I need someone around to eat all the baking I make now though. I've been alone with my 2 zucchini/banana loaves and have already polished off one. Not ok.

Side note, I had to call Netflix for customer service tonight and the guy on the phone got a little extra friendly/sexy sounding near the end. I can't tell if he was into it, or was mocking my Saturday night film choices of 'Anastasia' and 'Notting Hill'. (I totally understand they deserve mocking...)

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Or for short just call me Norry.

I pretty much stayed in both nights this weekend with netflix and a bottle of Kahlua. Living the LA dream, mang. It's nice being able to get up early and actually do something with your weekend though. I hit the beach today for a bit (picture above) and I tagged along with Michelle on Saturday morning to some estate sales again. Not as many scores this time, but I did get some pretty decent clothes. Including a beautiful silk shirt that I managed to destroy already by excessively sweating today. I also got a necklace with (apparently) a real Scrimshaw whaletooth. It was Canadian Thanksgiving today which really pushed the homesick buttons. Which was only further perpetuated by my Dad's million tweets about me not being home. Below are all the tweets my dad wrote today. (He just got highspeed Internet and apparently is all up in Twitter's face/has very strong and negative views on the US. I didn't think my Dad's awesome/hilarious level could get any higher - but here it is. He's also posted several about me being a smoker now. Great.)

In order:
"turkey day tomorrow and no M&N, sad!!!!!"

"turkey day and no M&N very sad dad."

"I want to be thankfull, so put the kids at the table and I will. #*#@$%^& not right"

"you want to cry because you drank to much crap american beer and smoked to many camels, don't eat their turkey you will be ruined for life!"

"once full of US turkey you will never want to come back, you'll become a fat american and want to go to war with everyone"

"once full of US turkey you will start to think you are better than everyone else and want to take their oil and food."

"you won't take the turkey's because they wouldn't be US turkeys and Martha would never eat foreign turkey!!!"

"they don't even have the turkey on the right day."

"and last of all, don't kiss any americans because they will have turkey breath and you will become posessed.!!!!!"

Sidenote: The 3rd to last tweet is referring to my love of Martha Stewart, and yes, Dad is very correct.

Johnny Cash - God's Gonna Cut You Down .mp3

Thursday, October 7, 2010

i beat that cat with a dog. and beat the walls up a broad till she squals.

What level of crazy is it if I let facebook security checks dictate my love life? Level 4? 5?

Also, it's a really good time wasting idea to look up top 100 radio hits of your highschool years and watch the videos that go with the songs. Especially if Missy Elliot was big that year. P.s. how the fuck did Ja Rule get so famous? / Why aren't Ying Yang twins more famous?

Twista - overnight celebrity .mp3

Monday, October 4, 2010

give me some huhhhh, step on the gas.


Bob Dylan - Don't Think Twice, It's All Right .mp3

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