SATURDAY NIGHT

otoronto opossum

So I follow Martha Stewart on Twitter (obviously) and tonight this was her update...

In case you're not sure it reads "Just got home, let out the dogs, within minutes they cornered, attacked and killed an opossum. had to wash little bloody mouths. life on farm."

um...martha doesn't seem to be even a little upset that her high-pedigree, pure breed dogs just RIPPED A POSSUM APART. Poor possum.

In happier, non-possum death related news...I'M GOING TO TORONTO TOMORROW! I'll be there for a week and am so happy to visit Fud & Jesse in their new house, see the Katz (and other friends!), and generally get the fuck out of Montreal for a little bit.

YEAHHHHHH

Bah bah mmmm mow mow bah bah mmmm mow ma mow

The past couple weeks have been a pretty weird couple weeks. There's no specific, exciting event that made it this way - I'm just all over the place in a big way lately. My emotions/decisions/thoughts have been a fucking mess lately. Blah. I want to play this song and dance around my house all day and not think. Good plan.

 Jookabox - You Cried Me

I've been working a million hours the past couple weeks which blows but hopefully means big scrill. Which will come in handy when I VISIT TORONTO IN A FEW WEEKS. I'm so excited. Last time Toronto visit was so fun and I expect this one to be even better. I need a life & work break. Hopefully there will also be a night of Hamilton fun with the Katzs stuck in that visit too. YES.

Ok. So maybe this is me being crazy. BUT a couple months ago when I was working at Milk N' Honey this uber hot hasidic jewish guy came in (shocking!) who completely looked like Shia LaBoeuf but in full hasid get up. I thought it was pretty cool because this guy was identical but why the FUCK would Shia LaBeouf be in a kosher restuarant in Montreal in full hasid dress. So anyways, my friend working with me started talking to them - they said this guy was their 'cousin' from New York and that he wanted my number. Cute - but dropped it at that. SO I heard there was a new movie coming out where Shia plays a hasidic jew. I was pretty shocked and thought maybe that could have totally been him. Then I just saw an ad for it looks JUST LIKE HIM. I need more info on this asap...and also to backtrack and give him my mother fucking phone number. fuck.

Shower time...more work...dieeeeeeeeee

And the devil made her features

I haven't blogged in a really long time. Sorry to the 2 people who read my blog.

Nothing extraordinary has happened in the month (more?) I haven't blogged in. Still working, still doing Friday nights at Green Room, still kissing buckley. Other then that NOT MUCH. It's been getting colder and colder faster and faster which i'm pretty ok with. Summer didn't do it for me too much and I'm excited for Christmas to come. I have to figure out the school thing in the next week though so I can go back in January which I'm already stressing out about. I have no idea what I'm going to take/whether I'm doing part time or not/how much I can work, etc. 

Here's some big news. Steven Segal has secretly been a deputy sheriff in his county for the past 20 years and A&E is making a TV show about it. YES YES YES. 

I'll come up with more interesting blog/news soon. Until then here is a song I've listened to a billion times in the past 2 days:

somewhere smokin' rock now, in and out of lock down, i ain't got a job now.

I had the main for dinner tonight then my first ice cream cone of the summer for desert.

How many Twix does that make for you today...8?

I feel like I'm turning into Elaine Benes as I get older. More akward, more pessimistic and more ridiculous with dancing.

For some reason Green Room is closed down for the weekend so I'm in tonight Trot the Foxless. Ilya & I were both kind of sick feeling though so even though it blows it may be for the best. Instead of playing good music I downloaded so much good stuff tonight. I downloaded the majority of the Now and Then soundtrack along with some teenage heartbreak songs. I plan on playing them next week, pumping my fist and possibly getting a slow dance (most likely from Ilya).

We took Buck to the vet today and it was a pretty dramatic experience. We had to wait for about an hour before the doctor could see us because there was an emergency with another woman's dog. Watching how upset she was broke my heart and made me so scared for any future Buckley hurt situation. Fortunately, for Buckley and I, his situation wasn't too serious. He had to get his tail shaved and a cone though which is pretty sad/hilarious looking.

I also laid on the couch all day and watched the movie "Sabrina" (the 90's version, not the original) starring Harrison Ford & Julia Ormond. It was as good as I remember it and made me want desperately to go to Paris. Directly after finishing the movie my neighbour started playing "La Vie En Rose" on his accordion and I drifted off into a Paris induced nap. Beautiful.

Someone to close his eyes for you.

So watching Now and Then made me not want to suck and ride my bike. Maybe if I could put a little radio on the front and eat push popsicles it would be even more appealing. It would also help me not be in a situation ever again like last night. By a situation like last night I mean drinking TOOOOO much then having to take a 45 minute cab ride home from Verdun to NDG to Plateau. I get car sick in normal life, but in 'omg i drank so much whisky/rum i might die' world my car sickness becomes much more intense. Needless to say there was total rhubarb pie barfing when I got home. (Thanks Michelle for the pie. On the way in it was quite nice.)

Anyway, I had a nice recovery day today and have tomorrow and Saturday off! Woo. I also have a fun visitor staying with me this weekend. Her name is Mayble and she is a wild woman from China.

HERE IS

She's a cool girl.

For some reason I just got a crazy craving for grape soda. I never even like grape soda. I'm totally pregnant. JK. ewwwww

I need to get my act together this week and start figuring out important life things. I'm going to look into stuff for school, start paying back loans, not eating shit all the time and overall clean up. I also have decided I need to clean up my mouth a little. My general crudeness is hitting a peak lately and i'm afraid I've started to turn into a trucker. Before you know it I'll be buying caffine pills and paying $10 for a BJ from a lot lizard in a Flying J's parking lot. HI OHHHHHH.  (Example number one million of said crudeness)

I think this week I'm also going to get a membership to a movie store and rent a whole bunch of really great 90's rom-coms this week. When I was in Brockville last I watched "While You Were Sleeping" and it gave me rom-com fever.

Speaking of romance and by romance I mean me being in love. Bear Grylls was on Oprah tonight and I MISSED ITTT!!!! Fud told me they showed a shot of him naked (penis was fuzzed out, but still.) Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Here is my favorite love song in favorite version performed by Tony Bennett:

Here it is performed in one of the best 90's rom-coms "My Best Friends Wedding"

I know it's a super lame love/wedding song. But I don't care.