Grand piano demo

Usually I don't love the Tim and Eric show, but I just found out that Eric from said show also directs music videos. I discovered this when I saw the new Major Lazer video (put on our Bootyshots website HERE), then when I got looking I found out he also has done videos for some other awesome artists like Ben Folds and Flying Lotus.

LOOK!

Ben Folds - You Don't Know Me from Eric Wareheim on Vimeo.

MGMT - The Youth from Eric Wareheim on Vimeo.

Flying Lotus "Parisian Goldfish" from Eric Wareheim on Vimeo.

why the fuck is ashton kutcher famous?

I really wish that I was Kelly Kapowski so I could wear outfits like this all day long. 

I feel like if I wear this now I would 1: scare small children and 2: invite ass rape from gangster-like men. fuck. I've been walking around my house in rolled down jean shorts and a bra all day and I think it's the most bangin' outfit I own. Oh well.

The past week has been super fun/busy. I went to Brockville for 4 1/2 days. We had a bonfire, beach day, motorcycle ride, Goodwill shopping trip, lunch with Nanny, pool day, canoe ride, bar night - pool included, and a lot of gin rummy. I got 3 more days of Fud after that too which was great, but has left me feeling home/sister sick.

On the news they just said there was a shooting in a pilates class in philly. oh man.

In happier news Bill Clinton worked his charming magic on Kim Jung Il and is bringing the 2 American journalists back to the US.

Looks like his sexiness translates well in North Korea as well. mmmm

Also, I've decided that if I can't make it as an extremely successful, rich business woman (type of business is yet to be determined), I'm going to be a cooking show host. Every time I cook something I find myself acting like a pyscho and talking out what I'm doing to myself anyways, plus I'm sure they make some money.

I NEED MONEY SO I CAN BUY WICKED CLOTHES AND HOT POOL BOYS TO FUCK.

ahhh

Want to be cool? MOTORCYCLE

I want to get on a motorcycle with a babe man in a wicked leather jacket and ride around the country, sleep in fields, eat at diners,  swim in lakes, and loveeeee.

I just found out that on August 14th, before one of our Trot the Fox Friday there will be a performance at Green Room by Bat for Lashes. YEAH. I feel pretty happy about that. I'm not into a lot of female singers now a days but I do like her music/think she is pretty rad. 

I'm also super excited about the next 2 weeks and the goings ons in them. I have tomorrow off and about a million errands to do but Friday we have Trot the Fox, Saturday I have off and have fun plans, Sunday I get to go to Brockville and hang out with family (Fud included) then back for Ryan and Sabina's art show then another fun Trot the Fox. YEAH YEAH YEAH. Brockville is going to be the best and necessary to my sanity. Dad has planned a turkey dinner the night we get home followed by a campfire and there is nothing more in the world I want to do then those 2 things. 

p.s. is it wrong that I totally have a crush on Leland from DOG the bounty hunter? I already know the answer is yes but I can't help it. 

KICK THAT DOOR DOWN LELAND.

huh, i'm a big girl now.

I just ate a container of Rocky Road ice cream for dinner.

I need to get a grip.

I'm usually not into babies very much, but this baby is dancing to a new Major Lazer song that i'm obsessed with called "Mary Jane" and is obviously about weed. THAT BABY LOVES GETTING DOWN TO WEED SONGS. Funny baby.


real version HERE

I'm DJing at Blue Dog for the first time tonight with Ilya and totes plan on playing that song and dancing like that fucking baby.

Montreal weather has been mental and it's starting to piss me off. It was SO nice out yesterday morning, giving me hope that I could run all of my errands in the warm sun, but then....RAIN. Tons of rain on and off all day. Now it's grey and freezing out today. ITS FUCKING JULY. Whoever is in charge of the weather needs to get a grip. 

Yesterday/last night I had a fun board game night planned and made super fancy snack plates which consisted of deviled eggs, stuffed mushrooms and radish flowers, night time came, I had heard from no one. AND THATS ITS. No one came, and I sat with my radish flowers and vowed never to try and have a game party again ever. 

Actually 2 people did end up coming over (big up to michelle and christine) and we had fun, so it wasn't all total loss. Now I have to eat deviled eggs for every meal though. I also discovered that Buckley is the best guest/myself entertainment in the world. Funny Dog.

On Seinfeld they were talking about Twix bars and now it's all I can think about. Shit man.

In AWESOME news I have a super fun week to look forward too coming up because I get to go to Brockville for 4 full days, then Fud is coming back with me to Montreal, then Ryan and Sabina's art show, and then my sister is going to come to Green Room for our Friday. YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

Our father who loves us and named us well.

I need a gf...i'm lonely. Someone to love me and fuck me.

Instant cure for any bad mood:

Get nails with naked ladies on them.

Listen to this song. (p.s. the singer looks like he's 12, which in my opinion, makes it SO much better.)

Eat A LOT of meat. So much. (BBQed only) Between eating this meat, play with the million super cute dogs who are sniffing at your picnic table looking for some of your aforementioned meat. Since we got back from the BBQ Buckley hasn't moved once. So cute. So tired.

Work tomorrow. Blah. Trot the Fox tomorrow night. Yeah!