all i care about is money, and the city that i'm from.

fuck ya'll for real though, sleep with a hammer under the pillow

It's strange when you see a picture of someone whose face you used to know so well and see every day, and now you almost don't recognize it. New parts you never noticed before stand out and it's different then you remember.

In less vague, deep news - my herbal cigarettes came in today. So instead of my lungs withering away, they will be filled up with delicious herbal flavours.

Lil Wayne - Sure Thing (Freestyle)

my baby mamma says i love the streets more then her

I'm brutal at blog posts lately. I don't think it's hurting anyone too much considering I've only had 69 views this month though. Seems to be a theme number lately (not sexually, yeah right guys.)

I moved my bed around yesterday for probably the 25th time since I've lived here. I don't know how much I believe in feng shui, but I can't seem to feel comfortable and I'm running out of new places/space in my -45 square foot apartment. Bed-hopper for life. (Promiscuity excluded.) In other apartment news (I bet all 69 of you are wildly excited right now), I finally bought a small table so I don't have to sit in my fucking bed to eat anymore. I only have one chair for it (DAN AKROYD'S CHAIR - Canadian name drop.) but that's not a big deal seeing as my having people over rate is at about a 1%. It also is a perfect set up for my summer of 'being creative' which will involve starting to sew again and wood carving. There will be upcoming posts on here of my wood creations/severed fingers.

On a closing note, I don't know if it's the summer solstice or eclipses, or a less-hippyish explanation. But, what the fuck is up with everyone lately. (me included) Oy.

Usually I'm not down with Waka, but this songs pretty good. whateverrrr.

Waka Flocka Flame - Karma (ft. YG Hootie, Popa Smurf & Slim Dunkin)

we'd be cruisin, and you wouldn't be boo-hooing bout your briuses

My sleeping pattern lately is so fucked up. I either hit the bed at 11 and am out like a light, or am in a half awake anxiety sleep all night long. Tonight I was too tired to stay awake, and as soon as I laid down, got too awake to sleep. The few nights it's rained the past few weeks I've slept well, but I live in LA now. So I think I may be shit outta luck if I'm expecting more upcoming rain sleeps.

Today was sort of an off day. The highlight of my day was creating a special report on the retail software at work. Followed by a series of confused-by-the-way-people-are situations.

I'm understanding computers more then humans now. 2011 mannnnnnn. (Archie 2000 was right?)

I haven't listened to the Vivian Girls in a while, but Fud sent me this song tonight and I really love it.

I'm with your girlfriend eating chips....mmm....uh....mmmm.

I feel like the easyness/not-writing-ness of tumblr has made me feel like I've hit a blogspot wordblock. (fucking tongue twisterrr). So anyone who reads this, please forgive my lack of great blog writing/one sided conversation.

I went on a hike today for the first time since I moved here and enjoyed it more then I thought. I'm generally a pretty big fan of being in nature, but the idea of 1) dragging my ass out of bed on a Sunday morning and 2) climbing up a hill with a bunch of LA douchebags who are in 100000x better shape then me and all have dogs (makes me jealous and sad), didn't really turn my crank too much. Either way I stopped being a wiener and did it, and actually had a good time.

Not to get all deep-blog here, but even though my adjustment to life here (LA mang) has been slow and isolating at times, I feel like it's forcing me to figure a lot of shit out about myself. This time that lesson being that instead of being a little bitch about how

lazy I am, stop being lazy. (There's also lessons on inadequacy, relationships, etc. But i'll save that juicy shit for another emotion-filled faggy blog.)

All in all, my ass is looking firm and banging is the moral of this story I would say.

Also, I just realized after spell checking this that i've been spelling "wiener" wrong my entire life. I use this word SEVERAL times a day. Thanks for not telling me ever, everyone.

Tyler The Creator and Hodgy Beats - Sandwitches MP3 Download

fuck it, i think think i need her. usually i toot it and boot it, but ima keep her.

The past few weeks I've been a horrible blogspot-cheater and been rubbing all up in tumblr. It takes me 2 seconds to post shit on there, and saves everyone from long blog write-ups where I usually just talk about what I ate, and what food network show I watched before bed. Since my sister pointed out the other day that I haven't posted on here in a while though I thought I'd go back to my blog-roots. (I sound like an asshole.)

A month or so has passed and not too much has gone down though. I feel like I'm starting to settle here more and more. I've done some neighbourhood walking around, hanging w good (some new) people, been cooking a lot, and have even (hopefully) slowed up my moving-to-somewhere-new-weight-gain by doing pilates in my apartment every night. (Not fun for the neighbours who can easily look in my window and see my doing "mermaid pose" naked.)

I got to go to Utah for a few days in January, which was a pretty nice trip. I was working the whole time, but getting to see the mountains every day/being in snow for even a few days was amazing. Below is a sort of fuzzy picture picture of the mountain, and a super awesome picture of 2 Utah dogs wearing hockey Jerseys:

Now I'm off to go watch more episodes of That's So Raven (all I've done for the past several days), and listen to my neighbour test out his electric guitar. (what an awesome idea to start playing at 11pm, man!)

p.s. i know it's probably sac-religious or some shit to put this on here, but look at my tumblrrrrr. isay4real.tumblr.com

my presence is a present. kiss my ass.

Due to my apocalypse-fear, I'm not really seeing a lot of humour in this whole 'Animals Dying Around the World' deal going on right now. UNTILLLLL I found this article. It's a CBC article about 80 dead pigeons being found in Quebec.
I've highlighted in red the good parts. (In case my high-brow humour is too intellectual and you can't understand why it's funny. Duh.)
Ok, so not like 30 Rock funny or anything. But at the least, hilarious word coincidences.

Mami hello, make it wiggle like jello

If I ever end up being crazy enough to squeeze a baby out, growing up to be as fucking cool as this kid is the only way my child won't disappoint me:

yellow diamonds in my ears call them lemonheads, lemonhead.

The sun is shining
The grass is green
The orange and palm trees sway.
There's never seen such a day
In Beverly Hills L.A.
But it's December the 24th
And I am longing to be up North.

get' em girl

Glitter Graphics

You with all them curves, and me without no brakes. OH.

i luv natedog.

Bring daddy loot in a hurry.

There's no video here, but I can't find the song anywhere else. This song makes me want to beat down on everyone. I've been listening to it at work all day and smashing the shit out of my keyboard while I type. OFFICE THUG 4 LYFE.



Also, I bought a poinsettia this week and it's so beautiful.
Oh, and Nicki Minaj is lezzying it up with Cassie. Best. Couple. Ever.

all she really want me to do is fuck the police.

One more month!

put it on my dick and drop it to my shoes

2 different episodes of "16 and pregnant", 2 different young pregnant bitches, 2 uber-gay best friends who ask questions like "do you think you're ready to have a baby, and stuff?".

I'm starting to think teen pregnancy has nothing to do with lack of sex education through school and parents like we thought, and is completely to do with flamboyant best friends. Thoughts?

when I was 12, I went to hell for snuffin' Jesus.

So I was wikipedia-ing Boys II Men, and LOOK WHAT I CAME UPON. LOOK WHO SANG ON "LONELY HEART". YES YES YES YES.

money and blood don't mix like two dicks and no bitch

Michelle and I went to a double feature of "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes" and "7 Year Itch" tonight. This scene made me crack up like crazy - I think it's worth sharing based on it's high levels of hilariousness/sexyness:

The theater we went to was the best, over the span of the evening I got: popcorn w/ butter, water bottle, junior mints & a hot dog and I only paid $7. YES. Also, the hot dog was a steamy. YES. (no coleslaw or anything though. Ain't no Le Belle Provence shit, but decent.)

I have gone completely "things that smell like Christmas/home" crazy and today,bought more candles (this time the 3-wick ones, no fooling around anymore), perfume, and a soap that literally describes itself as smelling like Christmas. Lucky for me Bath and Body Works has a million coupons and super deals so I can support my new addiction. Today's visit was an especially eventful one. Within 2 minutes of being in the store and listening to the xmas songs they were playing I got all weepy, and then later on dropped and smashed a candle on the floor after telling the sales person I didn't need a bag and 'had it under control.' I absolutely did NOT have it under control. Emotionally or candle-holding wise. Ugh.

Now I'm going to fall asleep with my "fireside" candle burning and hope I don't burn shit down. Worth the risssskkkkk.

I pray that y'all aren't serious. Cus seriously, she's on my dick.

The Beatles - Blackbird .mp3

Missing winter Sundays.

i'm like shawty you should go, but she like fuck that nigga.

The Dream - I Love Your Girl .mp3

After posting this I realized that when you play the song it looks like Bill is dancing to it. Rules life.

First day home, I dived in it, left her thighs dented

I stole these from a bunch of blogs so I'm not going to bother sourcing any of them. (Sorry other bloggers.)
I went to the Hollywood Farmer's market this morning and got so much good stuff. After my barf fest yesterday/my pants never fitting anymore I figured I should take a hint from my body and start eating a bit better. So I got a bunch of snackable fruits/vegetables/nuts, and a beautiful new flower for my desk. It was good there today, it was all hot dads with their kids who were wearing halloween costumes. All the hot dads were buying fresh vegetables, wearing big boots, and buying flowers for their wives. Where do I find one of these? (Minus the kids.)



I don't love Hot Chip, but this video/song is really good and reminds me of fun old times. WATCH IT, OK?

Got warrants in every city except Houston but I still ain't losin

Chamillionaire featuring Krayz - Ridin' .mp3