I call this the "wheel of fortune."

Here is a list of words I'm trying to spell, and spell often - next to a list of words my T9 thinks I should be spelling:

snowing - ponying

fucking - ducking

fud (my sister) - fudging

suck - pucker

good - home (and when I want home it spells good. seriously.)

tired - three

awake - cycle

I think i'm just going to start replacing all the proper words with T9 words for hilarious surprise sentences.

Today I got my birthday package in the mail from my sister and it had a lot of really great things. A homemade CD, a card set with dogs on them, a little video camera, and a charm of a woman and some pins from Jesse. I took a video of Buckley and he sniffed the camera. Funny dog. Camera isn't food.

I can't find a picture of the set of cards on the internet, but I did find this picture of these super cool dogs smoking and playing poker. You're welcome.

Lovely, never ever change.

IT'S BEEN 7 DAYS, THE SAME CLOTHES

I wonder where my love could be.

2 blogs in 2 days. A lot to handle.

I've listened to this song about 5 times in a row though because it cracks me up so much.

Drake w/ Elephant Man - Worst I've Ever Had

Here's a little preview at the lyrics:

Mi cocky nearly drown
When mi put it in it
She nah mek no noise
All when me a ram it

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

I just went on a horrible music downloading spree and got nothing but top 40's and top 40 remixes.

I've spent an hour downloading music and only have about 10 songs to show for it. I got stuck looking for this fucking Mississippi mix tape of blues/soul from the 20's-40's THAT I CAN'T FIND ANYWHERE.

UPDATE: Just found the song I wanted most of the mix tape. That's enough to tide me over for now.

Am I a virgin? No, I use my Kahunas.

Old news.....but LOL. (To the video below, not the title. SONG LYRIC GUYS.)

Can someone please make a full length of this song so I can put it on my Ipod and listen to it on repeat without having to press 'back' every minute.

Also, this video just came out. I'm not level 10 on it, but this song makes me want to dance and lose it.

Somehow again tonight I got drunk off wine alone (New years was

buckley + me + wine + skype + bed by 2).

Today was my first day off without travelling/working in over a month.

It was good. I woke up at 1 and then had a nap

from 3-4. Excellent. More of that to come tomorrow hopefully.

side note: the station i'm watching just had an ad saying that the

Matrix was going to be playing this week and they

spelt the Matrix "The Matirix". Someone is getting fired for that.

Ok, i'm going to go watch Futurama and drink more wine. YEAH.